Buff to the rescue!

We can all rest easy. All is well. Gordon Brown has promised to change his ways. He will no longer - so he says - cabal with Douglas Alexander, Ed Balls, and Ed Miliband. Instead, two "greybeards" are being promoted to the "inner circle" (according to the Observer): Jack Straw and Geoff Hoon. Whew! That's a relief. We can all sleep easy in our beds secure in the knowledge that speak-your-weight machine Geoff "Buff" Hoon has Brown's ear.

Jesus wept. It just gets worse.