Just Good Friends

I have always though that football players were a bit odd: something about the way they leap on each other legs akimbo after scoring a goal. Now I read in yesterday's Guardian that "...Pablo Alfaro, nicknamed "the Doctor", once tried to disturb Athletico Madrid's Toche by putting a finger up his backside while playing for Seville during the 2003-2004 season...". And when Jose Antonio Reyes scored against Real Valladolid in December 2001 his team-mate Francisco Galardo was so "overcome by joy" that he "decided to take a nibble at Reyes genitalia...". As the old hippies used to say, whatever turns you on...