The Filthy Swine

They called him Mr. Bean. They flicked the back of his neck with their forefingers and thumb. But worst of all they made him wear a fake Hugo Boss shirt. Fake! Is there nothing to which they will not stoop?

Oh, and will Des Browne take the fall? Downing Street is saying they had nothing to do with the decision to allow Arthur Bachelor and Faye Turney to sell their stories. Gordon is saying nothing (Browne is a Brownite). The Times is reporting that, if the rules were followed, it could not have been a Royal Navy decision, and must have been cleared with the MoD. Oh dear.